PNS 350 show notes -- Ay Dios mio! Welcome to the Hotel Carradine. I am your maid, Concepcion. Ay, another auto-erotic asphyxiation! If that’s what chew want to call it. I call it chust another mess to clean up. Too soon? Why don’t chew come and help me, si? Chew wanna? The Octom-Mom, she wants 8 more babies, and the John and Kate want 8 more inches. Go figure! Direct from Your Number One Source for Farrah Fawcett News: she’s still alive. Please enjoy delicious Penguin Wine. It gives you the instant hangover, and also removes the nail polish. Hey, DJ Douche, why you gotta play the music so loud? Is makin’ us all loco, si? Patrick, he try to make the video from the IML and some goddamn douche report him for having the gayporn in the background. You can suck, meester. Noah has a good idea for the video with the Heavenly Bodies. He make you laugh so hard. Ay! At the Tonys, Liza sounded like beef jerky. She won another Tony, which she’ll stick straight into Angela Lansbury’s cooter. She really gotta hit the casino circuit because announcing winners is not her thing. Did chew see that guy from Poison smack his nose into the set? Ay! He got pissed off because the Tony people didn’t issue a note of concern. That’s because he’s a joke and they don’t care. Don’t tell Pat to dare to dream. It’s just not gonna happen. Rob’s going to New York City to see some shows. Just booking the tickets will win Doug a Jeff award. Cameron Diaz is happy to stay childless. Good for her. Somewhere, there’s someone called Sydney Greenbush, and leetle Katie Holmes can’t wait to get dancing again. What the hell was Carrie Fisher wearing at the Tonys? Is shes on the Kelly Clarkson diet? I tell you: puffy. Chew know that 72-year-old woman that got taysed? She was ornery, but the guy that did it was a douche. Don’t tayse me, bra! I don’t need it! OK: the DVDs are on their way to chew, and chew can give the PNS boys constant diarahhae by dropping some loot into the PayPal account. Please call the comment on 206 888 GAYZ and leave chour message. See you real soon at the Hotel David Carraindine. Such a lovely place. Wear your Spanks!