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PNS 326 show notes by her Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II --
Good evening. Buffy did it. The Simpsons do it all the time. Heck, even Xena: Warrior Princess did it – twice. It’s the all-singing episode, a cavalcade of shrillcasting that makes you laugh, cry and poop yourself a little bit. It all starts with a gift from listener Kenneth of Hawaii, which used to be called the Sandwich Islands when I owned them. He sent a karaoke CD and the boys just can’t resist their natural urge to work the word “dildo” into every tune. Watch out, Stephen Sondheim! Special guests include Cher, another Cher, the Weather Girls, and Celine. Celebrate your gyne, come on! The Stalker-Rapist-Serial Killer breaks in and the boys are totally up for some casual rape but the Stalker-Rapist-Serial Killer has limits, it seems. A man broke into my bedroom in 1982. He was kinda hot and I was ready to get it on but he just wanted to chat, damn it. Watching fat people fall over is always amusing. It’s why I let the Duchess of York hang around – she’s always tripping over the corgis. Splat! Listeners want to know which Dynasty diva or horse-hung porn star everyone prefers. Alexis Carrington Colby with a strap-on, obviously. With A Hint of Skids®. I have to go. We’ve got 300 people coming to the palace for a state dinner for His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Akihito of Japan, and I need to get this dildo out of my A first. Liz out.

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