PNS615 - Cath Up and Pass Out


Hi lovers! Guess what? Lots of things suck and we all know why. Butt, put your headphones on or crank up your device and listen to us (sans Scott) process what's left of the our feelings --- or at least the few feelings that have slipped through our wall of medication we take to keep them out. Keep listening and spread the word of PNS as you would your legs!

We love you ALL SO HARD! MUAH ✌️&❤️

PNS614 - The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

Good day to you lucky bitches out there listening to us on your H.A.M. radios and the AM dials. All 16 of you. Take in to account that at least one of you is dead and it's playing on a loop in the background, I think we're crushing it! 💩

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Speaking of crushing it, we have Matteo Lane on the show tonight! This lil' beefy comedian is so very fucking sweet, funny, easy on the thighs AND he's definitely in the top ranks of biggest PNS fanboy (#pnsfanboy)! He's 50X more famous than any of us, so there's that too. 

At this very moment, I'm having troubles remembering anything that was said, except that we had a great time until the paramedics were called. It's a bit touch-n-go right, but we'll keep you updated via Twitter and Facebook as to if Noah, Patrick and Matteo are going to make it.

Go cubs (doingers everywhere!). Happy Hallo(Anthony)Wien(er) & GO FUCK YOURSELVES!



PNS613 - Do That to Me One More Time

Hi lovers! Fall is in the air, which means listening to some bizzo order her PSL latte is just as depressing as the darkening sky that is coming down upon us. However, we are in great spirits, and surprisingly, really seem to be having fun and enjoying the company of each other.

That being said, we'd like to invite you to join us on this journey of love and other things that come out of our mouths -- most which would put us in jail, ignite a lawsuit or have us beheaded in other countries. 

Love you all so hard. -PNS