VINTAGE // PNS30 What'ya Gonna' Pick, Hot Pockets!

Hey gays and gals (and you weird heterosexual dudes who listen?)

We have been a bit of a summer hiatus. I traveled to Dubai for a cosmetic surgery vacation that I had a Groupon for that was going to expire. Noah is on sabbatical and working on a very special project. I can't give details, but I have two words "jiggly boobs". Meanwhile, Patrick has been battling some legal battles with Don Jr. and Ke$ha.

Anyhooters, to keep your hungry ears fed, I figured I'd drop a couple vintage ole' skool episodes of the show.

We'll be back with fresh content next week. Hope you're enjoying your summer (teeth)! 

Muah,

-PNS

PNS631 - Oh No

Highs and hooters,

Let's start your week off right with a little explosion of the PNS.

We invited Aaron and Greg, two long-turd listeners from Chi, to join us in the stu-jo this past weekend.

Our number one fan (Kathy Bates style) Joe sings us a lovely new opening tune, le'sigh. Patrick squeaks out some tunes of his own onto the Midcentury Modern Fart Chair®. Noah has us cowering in fear when we talk to him -- and me, I just fucking try to get it to sound decent and succeed about 6% of the time?

Enjoy the show! Keep listening, keep telling your friends and remember first and foremost..GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

Muah,
PNS

PNS628 - Camera Ready®

Aww geez. Hmmm. What to say. Pretty much just a chill episode with the boys. Lots of dark themes and micro-aggressions happening below the surface though.

If you're reading this, we have not been taken off the planet by a nuclear bomb.....yet. Love you all! Tell your friend(s) about us.

On my secret board I put "Get rich and famous from PNSexplosion", so obviously, it's going to happen. However, you can all make it happen faster by spreading the word as you would your legs!

Kisses and Hugs,

-PNS

PNS626 - OHMIBOD, it's Brenda

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Happy Tuesday...or whatever day it is you're getting around to listen to this SHIT SAMMIE®. 

Wherever you may be, whatever you may be doing, whomever with...just remember, we're here for you all. Spread the word as you would your legs. Rate us, follow us, stalk us –– and most importantly, offer us a squeezer if you see us out and about. 

Love every single one of you lil' faggots (that includes the ladies too).

XOXO,

PNS