PNS631 - Oh No

Highs and hooters,

Let's start your week off right with a little explosion of the PNS.

We invited Aaron and Greg, two long-turd listeners from Chi, to join us in the stu-jo this past weekend.

Our number one fan (Kathy Bates style) Joe sings us a lovely new opening tune, le'sigh. Patrick squeaks out some tunes of his own onto the Midcentury Modern Fart Chair®. Noah has us cowering in fear when we talk to him -- and me, I just fucking try to get it to sound decent and succeed about 6% of the time?

Enjoy the show! Keep listening, keep telling your friends and remember first and foremost..GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

Muah,
PNS

PNS628 - Camera Ready®

Aww geez. Hmmm. What to say. Pretty much just a chill episode with the boys. Lots of dark themes and micro-aggressions happening below the surface though.

If you're reading this, we have not been taken off the planet by a nuclear bomb.....yet. Love you all! Tell your friend(s) about us.

On my secret board I put "Get rich and famous from PNSexplosion", so obviously, it's going to happen. However, you can all make it happen faster by spreading the word as you would your legs!

Kisses and Hugs,

-PNS

PNS626 - OHMIBOD, it's Brenda

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Happy Tuesday...or whatever day it is you're getting around to listen to this SHIT SAMMIE®. 

Wherever you may be, whatever you may be doing, whomever with...just remember, we're here for you all. Spread the word as you would your legs. Rate us, follow us, stalk us –– and most importantly, offer us a squeezer if you see us out and about. 

Love every single one of you lil' faggots (that includes the ladies too).

XOXO,

PNS 

PNS625 - Stacey LBGT&Q

Suspense, thrills, pills, farts and Quiffs. Listenturds, sit down, buckle up and grab your tissues for the latest episode of PNS. From the creators of S-Town, Moesha, Falcon Crest and Brokeback Mountain comes this decades hottest podcast. If it taint on PNS, it taint happening.

PLEASE take three fucking minutes out of your life to give us a 5-star review on iTunes. It helps us  turn up in search queries and it also helps Patrick with his crippling depression. Also, when you're listening to your friends talk about buckwheat tampons, Big Little Lies, PrEP and Mr. Whiskers...why don't you mention this wonderful podcast, huh? Spread the word as you would your legs. If we could do this for a living, we would gladly scream in your ears 5 days a week.

LOVE LOVE YOU ALL AND YOUR SUPPORT. Keep on keeping on!

✌️&❤️,
PNS