PNS628 - Camera Ready®

Aww geez. Hmmm. What to say. Pretty much just a chill episode with the boys. Lots of dark themes and micro-aggressions happening below the surface though.

If you're reading this, we have not been taken off the planet by a nuclear bomb.....yet. Love you all! Tell your friend(s) about us.

On my secret board I put "Get rich and famous from PNSexplosion", so obviously, it's going to happen. However, you can all make it happen faster by spreading the word as you would your legs!

Kisses and Hugs,


PNS626 - OHMIBOD, it's Brenda


Happy Tuesday...or whatever day it is you're getting around to listen to this SHIT SAMMIE®. 

Wherever you may be, whatever you may be doing, whomever with...just remember, we're here for you all. Spread the word as you would your legs. Rate us, follow us, stalk us –– and most importantly, offer us a squeezer if you see us out and about. 

Love every single one of you lil' faggots (that includes the ladies too).



PNS625 - Stacey LBGT&Q

Suspense, thrills, pills, farts and Quiffs. Listenturds, sit down, buckle up and grab your tissues for the latest episode of PNS. From the creators of S-Town, Moesha, Falcon Crest and Brokeback Mountain comes this decades hottest podcast. If it taint on PNS, it taint happening.

PLEASE take three fucking minutes out of your life to give us a 5-star review on iTunes. It helps us  turn up in search queries and it also helps Patrick with his crippling depression. Also, when you're listening to your friends talk about buckwheat tampons, Big Little Lies, PrEP and Mr. Whiskers...why don't you mention this wonderful podcast, huh? Spread the word as you would your legs. If we could do this for a living, we would gladly scream in your ears 5 days a week.



PNS623 - Sweet Cherry Pie

** Almost forgot to thank Matteo Lane and Bertcast for all the love -- great podcast! Listeners, check it out to hear more of Patrice, Matteo and Bert. **

Hey loverly listenturds!

Hope you're having a fantastic weekend. We are!

The boys came (all over my face) over last night and we had a blast. That means, for you, it will be utterly unlistenable. We hopped all over topic wise, so rather than list them out, just fucking listen. AND tell your friends, give us 5-star ratings on iTunes and spread the word, as you would your legs.

Love jews all,


PNS621 - Phylicia Rashad

Hi listenturds! It's been a while, but we're still here (hanging by a thread). Lots of fun talk, hope you enjoy! Dropping (a deuce), er I mean, special Oscar episode right after this one. Love you all. Be Kind, Rewind.

Go over to iTunes and give a five-star review and spread the word of PNSexplosion as you would your legs or the words of Jesus Christ.

Love you bitches! Patrick, Noah & Scott

PNS620 - Sexy, Hump Humps!

Bois and Squirrels, do we have a good one for you! The show is pretty bland though.

Teeny tiny PNSexplosion breaks an exclusive interview with First Lady Melanie Trump and former First Ladies Barbara and Laura Bush! That's more Bush than a party at Larry Flynt's house.

We say some other stuff too. 

Love you all! Let's all get our poop in a group and be sure to stand strong in anyway you see fit! 

"This is your world. shape it, or someone else will."  - Gary Lew